Greeting Cards with Swearing
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Cards with Swearing !@#$%
Unleash your inner sass with Perpetual Kid's hilarious collection of sweary greeting cards! Whether you're celebrating a birthday, offering a cheeky congratulations, or just need to vent some colorful language, our funny greeting cards with swear words are guaranteed to make an impression. Featuring bold designs, outrageous humor, and a variety of sweary messages, these cards are perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with an edge. Explore the best collection of sweary and cuss-word cards today and send a laugh that'll leave a lasting f*cking impression!
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Congrats On Your Bundle Of Joy (Who I Will Teach To Swear) Card
In StockIt takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...
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Whoop-Ass Encouragement Pop-Up Greeting Card
In StockNow with 30% more whoop! Unleash some serious encouragement with our Whoop-Ass Card! Send to a friend so they can crack upon a can of whoop ass, as...
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You're The Baddest Bitch I Know Friendship Card
Last One! IN STOCK: Ready to ship.A paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...
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Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card
Last One! IN STOCK: Ready to ship.What is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...
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Shut The Front Door Greeting Card
In StockYou thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up! Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo. Made in the USA...
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You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card
In StockWho are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...
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F*ck It All! Greeting Card
In StockCalgon, take me away! No seriously, get me the f*ck out of here. Our not-so-squeaky clean Fuck It All! Greeting Card encourages you to divert your ...
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Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card
In StockDon't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...
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T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card
In StockParty like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...
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Oh Sh*t! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card
In StockMy love of food stopped me from going pro! Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woma...
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Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card
Last One! IN STOCK: Ready to ship.Did you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card! Bird enthusiasts will love receiving t...
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The Sh*t I Do For You Thank You Card
In StockUgh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...
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That is Some Dark Ass Shit Piñata Birthday Card
In StockNow we feel like a jackass. We didn't realize there was going to be a donkey at this party! Awkward. Our disturbingly hilarious That is Some Dark A...
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Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card
In StockOlly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...
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Tit Bird Fowl Greeting Card
In StockWatch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...
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Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card
Last One! IN STOCK: Ready to ship.These peckers like morning wood Our cute Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card illustrates a selection of eleven birds from the woodpecker family, includ...
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You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card
In StockThanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...
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Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
In StockShut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...
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You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card
In StockOn the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...
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I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card
In StockI hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...
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