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Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card

Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card

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Shut the door and have some me time!

Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without interruption in years. Take today, you deserve it!

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

So, snap up a stash of this brash greeting and send it on out to all of your ladies who enjoy a good fucking laugh.

Our Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by some badass ladies!

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JW
03/25/2025
JOHN W.
United States

Happy as usual

Fun cards that are hard to find anymore else

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KE
01/02/2025
kimberly e.
United States

I bought the card for a friend who has been going through a rough time! She needed the laugh. Thank you

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SP
10/11/2024
Sue P.
United States
I recommend this product

go with a smile

Who doesn't love making friends smile? I found a treasure trove of cards at Perpetual Kid. I'm so glad I found you.

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KS
09/12/2024
Kelly S.
United States
I recommend this product

Card was a big hit

I gave this card to a close friend and he loved it more than his gift lol! He shows it to everyone who visits.

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