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Funny Greeting Cards

We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!

Funny Greeting Cards

Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, our cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
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    Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card

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    What is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...

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    Oh Darn! Looks Like I'm Fresh Out of These Card

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    Oh Darn! Looks Like I'm Fresh Out of These! Have you ever felt like you just couldn't give a single darn anymore? Well, now you can show exactly ho...

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    Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card

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    Have yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...

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    I Want To Believe Christmas Card

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    Believe in Santa! Our hopeful I Want To Believe Christmas Card is a holiday take on the classic X-Files, UFO poster. I want to believe that Santa i...

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    Taylor Merry Swift-Mas Christmas Card

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    What fan wouldn't want this Christmas card?! Welcome to the ultimate Christmas card experience, where we've captured the essence of  Taylor Swift i...

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    The World is Full of Idiots. Except Us. We Are Awesome Greeting Card

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    In computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...

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    How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card

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    Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthda...

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    Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card

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    Sometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...

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    I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

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    It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

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    You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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    You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

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    Look At All Those Idiots Friendship Card

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    For the cynics who have other! Celebrate your shared sense of humor and the fact that you can laugh at anything together! In A World Of Idiots Fri...

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    Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card

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    Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

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    Your Butt Lights Up My Life Relationship Greeting Card

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    Oh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...

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    You're How Old? Bitch Please Birthday Card

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    Another birthday? You've got to be kitten! When it just doesn't seem paw-sible, our You're How Old? Bitch Please Card will purrfectly deliver your ...

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    Here We Go Yo! Here We Go Yo! Christmas Card

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    Here We Go Yo! Rockin' Around Yo Christmas Tree Gather 'round the Christmas tree, because it's time to drop some holiday beats with the cutest squa...

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    You Are A Duck-ing Cool Dad Father's Day Card

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    Yo kids! What’s quack-a-lackin’? Looking for the perfect card for your dad-joke-dishing, pun-loving pops? Our squeaky clean You are a Duck-ing Cool...

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    Look At All The Things We Can't Afford Christmas Card

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    Unwrap Awkward Sentiment with a Look At All The Things We Can't Afford Christmas Card! Need a good chuckle about your budget or the economy? A card...

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    The Sh*t I Do For You Thank You Card

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    Ugh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...

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    Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card

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    Send them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!) While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-...

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    You Are Such A B*tch! You Don't Look A Day Older Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday! You look amazing... So if you could just let me know your secret, or your plastic surgeon's business card that would be great! You ...

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    Listen Up B*tches, We're Not Getting Older Birthday Card

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    If you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one. Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting B...

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    Taylor Happy BirthTAY Birthday Card

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    Happy BirthTay! You're never ever too old to dance it out! Get ready to Shake It Off and dance like nobody's watching, because it's time to celebra...

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    Didn't Die This Past Year Happy Birthday Award Ribbon

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    And the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to... Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday A...

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    Are You Yeti For Christmas? Holiday Card

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    Yeti or not, Xmas is almost here! Our festive Are You Yeti For Christmas? Xmas Card is a cute and funny way to wish your friends and family a very ...

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