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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Time For Hard Candies Birthday Card
In StockFrom hopscotch to butterscotch... 🛝🍬 It happens in a flash! One minute you're on the playground; the next, you're clipping coupons, grabbing the ea...
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Deer A**hole Greeting Card
In StockDeer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....
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How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card
In StockDamn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthda...
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I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card
In StockIt's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...
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How F*cking Lucky Are We Greeting Card
In StockThick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...
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Maybe Give Up Fortune Cookie Congratulations Card
In StockYou can do it! Maybe? Are you tired of all those generic, cheerleader-style cards blabber on about 'go for it' and 'reach for the stars'? Well, hol...
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Have A Willie Dope Birthday Card
In StockLive life like a song and have a Dope Birthday! Get ready to saddle up for a high birthday celebration with our Have A Willie Dope Birthday Card! W...
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Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card
In StockSometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...
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Snappy Birthday Alligator Birthday Card
In StockWhere whimsy meets wild with a dash of toothy charm! 🐊🎂 Our delightful Snappy Birthday Alligator Greeting Card features a vibrant illustration of ...
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The Cure Cat Birthday Card
In StockShow me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...
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You Drive Me Nuts... And God Knows I Love Me Some Nuts Greeting Card
In StockIs this supposed to be acorn-y joke? You're pretty nutty and I just wanted to let you know that You Drive Me Nuts... And God Knows I Love Me Some N...
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T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card
In StockParty like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...
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You're The Baddest Bitch I Know Friendship Card
In StockA paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...
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Dolly Happy Birthday Darlin' Card
In StockPolish them boots and get ready for a Dolly-rific birthday blast! Yeehaw! Saddle up, birthday darlin', 'cause this Dolly Happy Birthday Darlin' Car...
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Thanks Alotl Axolotl Pun Thank You Card
In StockOh my gillness! This is the cutest thank you card ever! Hey, you awesome human with great taste! Ever seen a salamander that rocks the cutest smile...
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You're How Old? Bitch Please Birthday Card
In StockAnother birthday? You've got to be kitten! When it just doesn't seem paw-sible, our You're How Old? Bitch Please Card will purrfectly deliver your ...
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You're The Shit! Hamster Compliment Card
Last One! IN STOCK: Ready to ship.Hammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...
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You're Neat Card
In StockYou're Neat! Let your significant other, friend or family member know how neat they really are with our kawaii-style You're Neat Whiskey Greeting C...
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Cats & Doilies in Your Future Birthday Card
In StockGirl, your future is looking fe-line! 🔮😻 Excellent mews! Using our magical crystal ball, we were to communicate with your Furry Godmother about you...
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Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card
In StockYou probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...
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You Are A Duck-ing Cool Mom Mother's Day Card
In StockLet's have some mother duck-ing fun Let your mom know that she’s everything she’s quacked up to be with our You Are a Duck-ing Cool Mom Mother’s Da...
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Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card
Last One! IN STOCK: Ready to ship.Weed, cheese and wine... oh my! Our celebratory Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card is the perfect birthday card for a close puff-pas...
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I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card
In StockIt's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...
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Here For The Candy Easter Card
In StockI did it all for the candy We know we're not alone, our Here For The Candy Easter Card will resonate with some of y'all sure friends! If we’re goin...
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