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Love + Romance Cards

Need some help in the romance department? Shop our hilariously offbeat collection of relationship cards! Punny, funny, flirty, and sometimes dirty, you'll find the perfect card to add some sizzle so your spark doesn't sizzle! Redefining romance, with the help of our fav small greeting card businesses, these cards are next level!

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    Anti-Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card

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    Quoth the raven, "Go die in a hole!" For those that curse the day celebrated by happy couples around the world, our ravenously funny Hey Valentine'...

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    You Drive Me Nuts... And God Knows I Love Me Some Nuts Greeting Card

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    Is this supposed to be acorn-y joke? You're pretty nutty and I just wanted to let you know that You Drive Me Nuts... And God Knows I Love Me Some N...

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    Grocery Store Live Chat Support Relationship Card

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    You probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...

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    Burning For You Relationship Card

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    You make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...

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    I Love You For Memorizing My Coffee Order Greeting Card

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    Catch coffee-lings for someone? Espresso yourself with our fun and frothy Coffee Order Love Card! No reason to wait for a major Hallmark holiday. A...

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    You're the One That I Want Grease Valentine's Day Card

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    And my heart is set on you Send your love with this electrifying You're the One That I Want Greeting Card and say "oooh oooh oooh, HONEY"! It's the...

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    Drunk Dialing At Four AM Relationship Card

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    But I looooove you! If I didn't drink then how would you know I love you at four AM? Oh boy! Thank goodness this greeting card exists... How else w...

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    Love Is A Battlefield Relationship Card

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    Heartache to heartache we stand We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... our Love is ...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Greeting Card

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    Watch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...

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    Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card

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    So many balls, this is nuts! Our Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card identifies 21 different types of ball and game, from bright juggling balls to tiny p...

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    You're Pretty Even When I'm Not Drunk Relationship Card

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    Take a pitcher, it will last longer. Setting the bar for romance pretty low, while serving up a top shelf compliment, our Pretty Drunk Greeting Car...

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    I Don't Want to Be All By Myself Relationship Card

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    Someone's lost their bearings! 🐻🥀 And needs a big ole bear hug! Our heart-wrenching All By Myself Love Card is the perfect Valentine’s Day greeting...

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    You Melt My Heart Ice Cream Cone Pop-up Relationship Card

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    I'll stop the world and melt with you Sweeten up your special someone's day with our fun and interactive You Melt My Heart Ice Cream Cone Pop-up Ca...

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    80's Boombox Serenade Relationship Day Card

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    [queue 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel] Or maybe your song is Baby's Got Back? That's cool. Either way, our 80's Boombox Serenade Valentine's Day C...

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    I Love You More Than A 90's Sitcom Relationship Card

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    [Filmed in front of a live studio audience] Our canned-laughter worthy I Love You More Than a 90's Sitcom Greeting Card is appropriate whether you...

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    You're the Best Relationship Card

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    You’re the best. Period. (see what we did there) Our cheeky You're the Best Period Valentine's Day Card is bloody hilarious, and that's no ovary-ac...

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    I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card

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    I hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...

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    May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card

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    Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

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    You're Neat Card

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    You're Neat! Let your significant other, friend or family member know how neat they really are with our kawaii-style You're Neat Whiskey Greeting C...

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    I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

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    It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

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    You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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    You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

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    How F*cking Lucky Are We Greeting Card

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    Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...

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