In a while crocodile This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the ...

You thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up! Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo. Made in the USA...

It takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...

Calgon, take me away! No seriously, get me the f*ck out of here. Our not-so-squeaky clean Fuck It All! Greeting Card encourages you to divert your ...

Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

Watch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...

Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

Throwing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...

Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...

I hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...

Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....

It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...

You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...