Everything's coming up roses garbage Our wonderfully pithy Everything is Garbage Card is the perfect combination of cute and cranky. This perky li...

In a while crocodile This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the ...

So many balls, this is nuts! Our Balls Dirty Pun Greeting Card identifies 21 different types of ball and game, from bright juggling balls to tiny p...

I don't feel Waffle when you're around Send our delish I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card to that special someone and put a smile on their face!...

You're Neat! Let your significant other, friend or family member know how neat they really are with our kawaii-style You're Neat Whiskey Greeting C...

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Watch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...

You probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...

The definition of harm can be a little forgiving... Nope, not gonna take bullshit from anyone standing in my way! Our Do No Harm But Take No Shit...

Ugh, You're such a dummy! Of all people, you are the last one that should be hard on yourself! If you have a friend you can send this card to... y...

Always look at the bright side of life... The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your f...

Cat family? A whimsical greeting card by renowned artist, Steven Rhodes. Dive into a scene that resonates with cat lovers, singletons, and all who ...

Even better than the cat's meow Our hiss-terical You're the Kitties' Titties Greeting Card features two members of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee m...

It must be... I'm here! Looking around, this is going to be a pretty dumb questions but... Is This Some Sort Of Unofficial Awesome People Conventi...

Hammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...

I hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...

Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....

Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting ...

Throwing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...

You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

For the cynics who have other! Celebrate your shared sense of humor and the fact that you can laugh at anything together! In A World Of Idiots Fri...