Anti-Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card

Quoth the raven, "Go die in a hole!"

For those that curse the day celebrated by happy couples around the world, our ravenously funny Hey Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card delivers the message via a jaded Raven heckling a pair of lovebirds sitting on a cemetery fence. Perfection.

• Front of card: "Hey Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole."
• Inside of card: Blank for personal message
• Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees).
• Includes 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.
• Protected with biodegradable cello sleeve
• Made in USA

Designed in Rhode Island by the hilarious, talented, and self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost-friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Our Hey Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card is so good, you may die laughing.