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Cool and soothing no matter how hot your temper! Smooth on Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, l...

Do you lips feel chapped and chapter? Dive down the rabbit hole into a world of soft, kissable lips with our Alice in Wonderland Curiouser and Curi...

Lips feel sore NEVERMORE! Feeling a tad gothic but still want luscious, moisturized lips? Dive into the chilling peppermint essence of our lip sens...

Smooch like Shakespeare Our Romeo & Juliet Read My Lip Balm is a passionate potion inspired by Verona's most famous duo. This isn't just any or...

Why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm? E=mc^2 might've unraveled the mysteries of the universe, but our Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip B...

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Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (...

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Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

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Got egg on your face? Our cheeky Sorry I've Benedict Lately Apology Card is the perfect way to egg-pologize for being a dick. On the sunnyside up, ...

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I'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...

The Man. They Myth. The Legend. What's the big hairy deal? Your Dad. And our Sasquatch Legend Father's Day Card celebrates his legendary status. ...

On the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...

Welcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works g...

Scratch N' Sniff Your Sneakers from the 80's! Relive the magic of collecting and trading stickers, but with that unforgettable scent of well... sne...

What noise does a waterfall make? Shhhhhhhh. Our cheeky I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs are the perfect gift for someone who really needs a break form...

It's still better than calling Our quirky I Totally Text You When I'm On The Toilet Card is perfect for all multi-taskers, boundary stompers and th...

Whoopie! It’s Father’s Day! Is your dad a farter? Then let your dad be the butt of the joke this Father’s Day with our cheeky Fart-er's Day Card! ...

When you guys are thick as thieves Celebrate your friendship with our Friends Through Thick & Sin Greeting Card. You guys have been through it ...

Sending happiness and good vibes! You make me happier than Bob Ross paintings! Send a quick hello just to let someone know you 're thinking of them...