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Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card


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Welcome to the beginning of the end

Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works great for those over-the-hill but also for people hitting milestones like a 30th birthday.

The front of the card features a floral print and says "Wow you're pretty fucking old!!!! Just like the rest of us. Happy Birthday!", and is blank inside for a personal message.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our celebratory Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a bad ass chick!

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JW
03/25/2025
JOHN W.
United States

Happy as usual

Fun cards that are hard to find anymore else

KE
01/02/2025
kimberly e.
United States

I bought the card for a friend who has been going through a rough time! She needed the laugh. Thank you

SP
10/11/2024
Sue P.
United States
I recommend this product

go with a smile

Who doesn't love making friends smile? I found a treasure trove of cards at Perpetual Kid. I'm so glad I found you.

KS
09/12/2024
Kelly S.
United States
I recommend this product

Card was a big hit

I gave this card to a close friend and he loved it more than his gift lol! He shows it to everyone who visits.