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Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting ...

From one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...

Like, have a rad birthday! This choice 80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card is an awesome way to celebrate a top-of-the-charts birthday with some of ...

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Your childhood food pyramid - but now as candy! Our Kraft Gummy Snack Pack, the only snack pack that’ll have you questioning if you should eat them...

Roll the Flavor Dice with Pickle Roulette Sour Punch Bites Our Pickle Roulette Sour Punch Bites, a bag filled with chewy, green-hued candy delights...

You let your cat get away with murder... 😼 Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time,...

Oh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...

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The lines starts here... for birthday wishes! Our wildly fun Etch A Sketch Birthday Card is an inspiration back to our childhood. It was so fun to ...

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What the shell! We've gone and dung it again! You can now buy the unthinkable, the fossilized feces of your dreams... our Turtley Awesome Turtle Po...

Keep it in your drawers. One junk drawer worthy One Day You'll Find This Card in a Drawer Anniversary Card really resonates with the romantic hoard...

Hoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...

Do you have a parent that suffers from password amnesia? Lost passwords? Oh, they're just our parents' secret way of keeping us entertained! Presen...

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

Oh my gillness! This is the cutest thank you card ever! Hey, you awesome human with great taste! Ever seen a salamander that rocks the cutest smile...

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Cheeky gift for cat lovers! No ifs, ands, and lots of butts about it! Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash! This adorabl...