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Calm Your Tits Greeting Card


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Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown?

Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting Card! Perhaps she's dealing with a pecker of an ex, or stress just seems to flock to her. Make light of the situation with the cheeky pun of this sweary intervention card!

  • Calm Your Tits Greeting Card
  • Indispensable wisdom from one feathered friend to another
  • Featuring a hand-drawn illustration of two yellow tit birds suggesting you calm the f*ck down already with some punny slang
  • Eco-friendly and handmade by a small company

Made in the USA. This card measures 5.5 inches x 4.25 inches, is letterpress printed on heavy French Paper Co. card stock and includes a recycled brown kraft paper envelope. Have fun supporting a small business with snarky Calm Your Tits everyday greeting card!

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SH
01/29/2023
Suzanne H.
United States
I recommend this product

Rebel Without a Claus

Brilliant! Very funny! Perfect Christmas Card!

BF
01/04/2022
blenda f.
United States
I recommend this product

Card

Great card, as are all your cards!

JM
10/10/2021
JOHN M.
United States
I recommend this product

Naughty is Nice

Great cards, go blue and give a laugh

BO
12/09/2020
Brooke O.
United States
I recommend this product

Very funny

Great card for my funny Christmas card exchange. Love it.