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Funny Greeting Cards

We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!

Funny Greeting Cards

Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, our cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
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    You Better Watch Out! Sinister Santa Christmas Card

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    He sees you when you're sleeping... And that should scare the crap out of you! Our horrifically funny You Better Watch Out Christmas Card features...

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    Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card

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    What is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...

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    Taylor Merry Swift-Mas Christmas Card

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    What fan wouldn't want this Christmas card?! Welcome to the ultimate Christmas card experience, where we've captured the essence of  Taylor Swift i...

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    Santa Bought Your Data Christmas Card

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    What Santa really does with your cookies! Our Santa Bought Your Data Off The Internet Christmas Card isn't your grandma's typical yuletide greeting...

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    I Want To Believe Christmas Card

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    Believe in Santa! Our hopeful I Want To Believe Christmas Card is a holiday take on the classic X-Files, UFO poster. I want to believe that Santa i...

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    Let's Gather And Eat Our Feelings Christmas Card

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    Pass the mashed potatoes again please... Get ready to sleigh the holiday season with a greeting card that's as retro-cool as Grandma's eggnog recip...

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    Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card

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    Have yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...

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    Rebel Without A Claus Christmas Card

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    Bah Humbug! Our Rebel Without a Claus Card is for all those holiday humbug friends... or maybe it's you! A perfect card for anyone that never seems...

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    Retro Reindeer Games Christmas Card

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    Strict no-bullying policy here Our festive Retro Reindeer Games Christmas Card let's you see what the advertising would look like for the Reindeer ...

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    Finally It's Crock-Pot Season Holiday Card

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    It may be fall to y'all There's a crisp chill to the air, the leaves are changing colors, the cream of mushroom soup is peeking out from the cabine...

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    You're On A Special List Called Straight To Hell X-Mas Card

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    There ain't no need for ya Our You're On A Special List Called Straight To Hell X-Mas Card is perfect for those seriously naughty people on your li...

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    Hail Santa Christmas Card

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    I'm here to do Santa's work Our Hail Santa Christmas Card is the perfect holiday card to send to friends and family with a dark sense of humor this...

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    Snow's Out! Ho's Out! Christmas Card

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    You had me at HO Our playful Snow's Out Ho's Out Christmas Card is the perfect for all of those ho's you know nice people who like to say ho-ho-ho!...

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    Not A Creature Stirring Except The Delivery Guy Christmas Card

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    Check porch, wait. repeat. Oh, the holidays! When even the mice take a break, but our trusty delivery folks? They're out there, battling the frost ...

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    Happy Holidaze Christmas Card

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    Because the Christmas tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year! Weed wish you a Merry Christmas, but you’d probably forget. Send our unbe-w...

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    World's Best Re-Gifter Award Ribbon

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    When it comes to passing on presents you didn't want, you're the undisputed champion! Remember those glory days in school when you proudly wore tho...

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    Merry Krampus Christmas Card

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    Gruss vom Krampus! Merry Krampus! Join the Austro-Bavarian tradition and send Krampuskarten this holiday with our Merry Krampus Christmas Card! You...

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    Are You Yeti For Christmas? Holiday Card

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    Yeti or not, Xmas is almost here! Our festive Are You Yeti For Christmas? Xmas Card is a cute and funny way to wish your friends and family a very ...

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    Oh Holey Night Christmas Card

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    Donut you know, Christmas is always near? Sprinkle a little holiday cheer over the holi-glaze with our Oh Holey Night Card Christmas Card! A delici...

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    Deer A**hole Greeting Card

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    Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....

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    Lit Gangsta Rooster Birthday Card

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    cluck cluck motha fucka. Our absurdly funny Lit Gangsta Rooster Birthday Card features one bad mother clucker. In his defense, he does have a righ...

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    Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit

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    Looking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...

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    Vanilla Celebration Confetti Cake Kit

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    Because cake is for life, not just birthdays! Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, promotion, graduation, or your bestie finally kicking that toxic...

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    Zesty Lemon Celebration Cake Kit

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    Can't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...

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