Looking for side-splittingly hilarious greeting cards? Look no further than Perpetual Kid! Discover why our quirky online store is the top spot for all your funny card needs.
Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
-
Original price $5.99Original price $5.99 - Original price $5.99Original price $5.99Current price $5.39$5.39 - $5.39Current price $5.39| /
Look At All The Things We Can't Afford Christmas Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryUnwrap Awkward Sentiment with a Look At All The Things We Can't Afford Christmas Card! Need a good chuckle about your budget or the economy? A card...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.99Original price $5.99 - Original price $5.99Original price $5.99Current price $5.39$5.39 - $5.39Current price $5.39| /Save 10% Save % -
Original price $5.99Original price $5.99 - Original price $5.99Original price $5.99Current price $5.39$5.39 - $5.39Current price $5.39| /
Here We Go Yo! Here We Go Yo! Christmas Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryHere We Go Yo! Rockin' Around Yo Christmas Tree Gather 'round the Christmas tree, because it's time to drop some holiday beats with the cutest squa...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.99Original price $5.99 - Original price $5.99Original price $5.99Current price $5.39$5.39 - $5.39Current price $5.39| /Save 10% Save % -
Original price $5.49Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price $5.49Current price $4.94$4.94 - $4.94Current price $4.94| /
Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryHave yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.49Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price $5.49Current price $4.94$4.94 - $4.94Current price $4.94| /Save 10% Save % -
Original price $5.99Original price $5.99 - Original price $5.99Original price $5.99Current price $5.39$5.39 - $5.39Current price $5.39| /
Buckle Up Bitches! Shit's Bout To Get Real Christmas Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryGet Ready for Christmas: Buckle Up Bitches! Shit's Bout To Get Real Card Hold onto your reindeer antlers! The Buckle Up Bitches! Shit's Bout To Get...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.99Original price $5.99 - Original price $5.99Original price $5.99Current price $5.39$5.39 - $5.39Current price $5.39| /Save 10% Save % -
Original price $4.99Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price $4.99Current price $4.49$4.49 - $4.49Current price $4.49| /
Taylor Merry Swift-Mas Christmas Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryWhat fan wouldn't want this Christmas card?! Welcome to the ultimate Christmas card experience, where we've captured the essence of Taylor Swift i...
View full detailsOriginal price $4.99Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price $4.99Current price $4.49$4.49 - $4.49Current price $4.49| /Save 10% Save % -
Original price $4.99Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price $4.99Current price $4.49$4.49 - $4.49Current price $4.49| /
Finally It's Crock-Pot Season Holiday Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryIt may be fall to y'all There's a crisp chill to the air, the leaves are changing colors, the cream of mushroom soup is peeking out from the cabine...
View full detailsOriginal price $4.99Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price $4.99Current price $4.49$4.49 - $4.49Current price $4.49| /Save 10% Save % -
Original price $5.49Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price $5.49Current price $4.94$4.94 - $4.94Current price $4.94| /
Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryWhat is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.49Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price $5.49Current price $4.94$4.94 - $4.94Current price $4.94| /Save 10% Save % -
Original price $5.50 - Original price $5.50Original price$5.50$5.50 - $5.50Current price $5.50| /
Look At All Those Idiots Friendship Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryFor the cynics who have other! Celebrate your shared sense of humor and the fact that you can laugh at anything together! In A World Of Idiots Fri...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.50 - Original price $5.50Original price$5.50$5.50 - $5.50Current price $5.50| / -
Original price $5.99 - Original price $5.99Original price$5.99$5.99 - $5.99Current price $5.99| /
Time Travel For Beginners Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryTime Travel? Yes please! Our Time Travel For Beginners is the perfect Greeting Card when where chaos is the perfect present! Dive into Steven Rhode...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.99 - Original price $5.99Original price$5.99$5.99 - $5.99Current price $5.99| / -
Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price$4.99$4.99 - $4.99Current price $4.99| /
Dude, You're Weird Unicorn Birthday Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryThere’s no reigning you in! ✨🌈🦄✨ If you love it as a compliment when friends call you weird- you’ll identify with this card (and quite possibly a...
View full detailsOriginal price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price$4.99$4.99 - $4.99Current price $4.99| / -
Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| /
Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryIs that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| / -
Original price $4.99Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price $4.99Current price $4.49$4.49 - $4.49Current price $4.49| /
I Want To Believe Christmas Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryBelieve in Santa! Our hopeful I Want To Believe Christmas Card is a holiday take on the classic X-Files, UFO poster. I want to believe that Santa i...
View full detailsOriginal price $4.99Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price $4.99Current price $4.49$4.49 - $4.49Current price $4.49| /Save 10% Save % -
Original price $4.99Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price $4.99Current price $4.49$4.49 - $4.49Current price $4.49| /
A Donation Has Been Made In Your Name Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliverySpread Cheer with the Human Fund Holiday Card! Need a way to make your friends chuckle this holiday season? Look no further than a Human Fund Holid...
View full detailsOriginal price $4.99Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price $4.99Current price $4.49$4.49 - $4.49Current price $4.49| /Save 10% Save % -
Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price$4.99$4.99 - $4.99Current price $4.99| /
That is Some Dark Ass Shit Piñata Birthday Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryNow we feel like a jackass. We didn't realize there was going to be a donkey at this party! Awkward. Our disturbingly hilarious That is Some Dark A...
View full detailsOriginal price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price$4.99$4.99 - $4.99Current price $4.99| / -
Original price $4.99Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price $4.99Current price $4.49$4.49 - $4.49Current price $4.49| /
Rebel Without A Claus Christmas Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryBah Humbug! Our Rebel Without a Claus Card is for all those holiday humbug friends... or maybe it's you! A perfect card for anyone that never seems...
View full detailsOriginal price $4.99Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price $4.99Current price $4.49$4.49 - $4.49Current price $4.49| /Save 10% Save % -
Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| /
The World is Full of Idiots. Except Us. We Are Awesome Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryIn computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| / -
Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| /
You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryYou are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| / -
Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| /
Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliverySometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| / -
Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price$4.99$4.99 - $4.99Current price $4.99| /
Happy Birthday HBD Skull Card
Last One! Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryParty your face off Time to blow out the candles and make a death birthday wish, with our totally crypt-ic HBD Skull Birthday Card! Now of course...
View full detailsOriginal price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price$4.99$4.99 - $4.99Current price $4.99| / -
Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price$4.99$4.99 - $4.99Current price $4.99| /
Your Butt Lights Up My Life Relationship Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryOh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...
View full detailsOriginal price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price$4.99$4.99 - $4.99Current price $4.99| / -
Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| /
How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryDamn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot! The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthda...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| / -
Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| /
I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryIt's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| / -
Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price$4.99$4.99 - $4.99Current price $4.99| /
Golden Girls Happy Galentine's Valentine's Day Card
Last One! Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryHoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...
View full detailsOriginal price $4.99 - Original price $4.99Original price$4.99$4.99 - $4.99Current price $4.99| / -
Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| /
Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryDon't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...
View full detailsOriginal price $5.49 - Original price $5.49Original price$5.49$5.49 - $5.49Current price $5.49| /
Shop Gift Ideas
Best Stocking Stuffers!
Hilariously Perfect: Why Perpetual Kid Is the Ultimate Destination for Funny Greeting Cards