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Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You
Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You
Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You
Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You

Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You

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Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turquoise and definitely like a ton of obsidian to protect you from negative shit.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

New updated style! Our Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You is made in sunny Los Angeles by open minded ladies!

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JW
03/25/2025
JOHN W.
United States

Happy as usual

Fun cards that are hard to find anymore else

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KE
01/02/2025
kimberly e.
United States

I bought the card for a friend who has been going through a rough time! She needed the laugh. Thank you

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SP
10/11/2024
Sue P.
United States
I recommend this product

go with a smile

Who doesn't love making friends smile? I found a treasure trove of cards at Perpetual Kid. I'm so glad I found you.

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KS
09/12/2024
Kelly S.
United States
I recommend this product

Card was a big hit

I gave this card to a close friend and he loved it more than his gift lol! He shows it to everyone who visits.

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