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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Time For Hard Candies Birthday Card
In StockFrom hopscotch to butterscotch... 🛝🍬 It happens in a flash! One minute you're on the playground; the next, you're clipping coupons, grabbing the ea...
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Deer A**hole Greeting Card
In StockDeer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....
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You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card
In StockYou are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...
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Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny
In StockHappy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...
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I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card
Last One! IN STOCK: Ready to ship.I hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...
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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card
In StockIs this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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F*ck It All! Greeting Card
In StockCalgon, take me away! No seriously, get me the f*ck out of here. Our not-so-squeaky clean Fuck It All! Greeting Card encourages you to divert your ...
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Building Blocks Confettigram
Last One! IN STOCK: Ready to ship.It's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...
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You're The Baddest Bitch I Know Friendship Card
In StockA paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...
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Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card
In StockCongratulations are in order! Our sassy Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card relishes the truth that we've all h...
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Winning At Life Award Ribbon
In StockWay to keep leveling up! 🤩🕹️ Humorously celebrate all of life's achievements, successes with our feel-good Winning At Life Award Ribbon! It's a fun...
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Here For The Candy Easter Card
In StockI did it all for the candy We know we're not alone, our Here For The Candy Easter Card will resonate with some of y'all sure friends! If we’re goin...
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You're Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Sympathy Card
In StockCurveballs, smurveballs... you're fantastic! Our supportive and funny You're Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Greeting Card is where heartfelt...
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You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card
In StockThe cutest card, sight-unseen! Blind-side them with our adorable You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card, a double whammy of a back-handed compl...
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Congratulations On Your New Murder Home Card
In StockI'm sure everything will be fine Our celebratory Congratulations On Your Murder Home Housewarming Card is the perfect card for your friends and fam...
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Grocery Store Live Chat Support Relationship Card
In StockYou probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...
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Taylor Happy BirthTAY Birthday Card
In StockHappy BirthTay! You're never ever too old to dance it out! Get ready to Shake It Off and dance like nobody's watching, because it's time to celebra...
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The Cure Cat Birthday Card
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Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card
In StockEverything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...
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Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card
In StockI hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...
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You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card
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I'm Rubber You're Glue Friendship Card
In StockThe funny this about karma... Our hilarious glue bottle I'm Rubber You're Glue Greeting Card is a call out to one of the most popular comebacks of ...
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Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card
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Thanks Alotl Axolotl Pun Thank You Card
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