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Funny Greeting Cards

Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, our cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
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    Time For Hard Candies Birthday Card

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    From hopscotch to butterscotch... 🛝🍬 It happens in a flash! One minute you're on the playground; the next, you're clipping coupons, grabbing the ea...

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    Deer A**hole Greeting Card

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    Deer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....

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    You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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    You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

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    Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny

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    Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

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    I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card

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    I hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...

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    Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card

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    Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...

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    F*ck It All! Greeting Card

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    Calgon, take me away! No seriously, get me the f*ck out of here. Our not-so-squeaky clean Fuck It All! Greeting Card encourages you to divert your ...

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    Building Blocks Confettigram

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    It's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...

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    You're The Baddest Bitch I Know Friendship Card

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    A paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...

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    Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card

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    Congratulations are in order! Our sassy Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card relishes the truth that we've all h...

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    Winning At Life Award Ribbon

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    Way to keep leveling up! 🤩🕹️ Humorously celebrate all of life's achievements, successes with our feel-good Winning At Life Award Ribbon! It's a fun...

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    Here For The Candy Easter Card

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    I did it all for the candy We know we're not alone, our Here For The Candy Easter Card will resonate with some of y'all sure friends! If we’re goin...

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    You're Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Sympathy Card

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    Curveballs, smurveballs... you're fantastic! Our supportive and funny You're Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Greeting Card is where heartfelt...

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    You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card

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    The cutest card, sight-unseen! Blind-side them with our adorable You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card, a double whammy of a back-handed compl...

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    Congratulations On Your New Murder Home Card

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    I'm sure everything will be fine Our celebratory Congratulations On Your Murder Home Housewarming Card is the perfect card for your friends and fam...

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    Grocery Store Live Chat Support Relationship Card

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    You probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...

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    Taylor Happy BirthTAY Birthday Card

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    Happy BirthTay! You're never ever too old to dance it out! Get ready to Shake It Off and dance like nobody's watching, because it's time to celebra...

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    The Cure Cat Birthday Card

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    Show me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...

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    Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card

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    Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...

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    Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card

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    I hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...

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    You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card

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    Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

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    I'm Rubber You're Glue Friendship Card

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    The funny this about karma... Our hilarious glue bottle I'm Rubber You're Glue Greeting Card is a call out to one of the most popular comebacks of ...

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    Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card

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    You probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...

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    Thanks Alotl Axolotl Pun Thank You Card

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    Oh my gillness! This is the cutest thank you card ever! Hey, you awesome human with great taste! Ever seen a salamander that rocks the cutest smile...

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