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You Are Such A B*tch! You Don't Look A Day Older Birthday Card

You Are Such A B*tch! You Don't Look A Day Older Birthday Card

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Happy Birthday! You look amazing...

So if you could just let me know your secret, or your plastic surgeon's business card that would be great! You Are Such A Bitch! You Don't Look A Day Older Than You Did 10 Years Ago!

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

Our funny You Are Such A Bitch! You Don't Look A Day Older Than You Did 10 Years Ago! Is made in beautiful Los Angeles!