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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Time For Hard Candies Birthday Card
In StockFrom hopscotch to butterscotch... 🛝🍬 It happens in a flash! One minute you're on the playground; the next, you're clipping coupons, grabbing the ea...
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Deer A**hole Greeting Card
In StockDeer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....
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You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card
In StockYou are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...
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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card
In StockIs this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior C...
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Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny
In StockHappy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...
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I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card
Last One! IN STOCK: Ready to ship.I hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...
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Building Blocks Confettigram
Last One! IN STOCK: Ready to ship.It's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...
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Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly + Smug Greeting Card
In StockOMG Becky, look how smug that star is! Our Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly And Smug Greeting Card is a fantastic and fun way to sen...
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You're Neat Card
In StockYou're Neat! Let your significant other, friend or family member know how neat they really are with our kawaii-style You're Neat Whiskey Greeting C...
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Here For The Candy Easter Card
In StockI did it all for the candy We know we're not alone, our Here For The Candy Easter Card will resonate with some of y'all sure friends! If we’re goin...
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Grocery Store Live Chat Support Relationship Card
In StockYou probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...
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Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card
In StockYou probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...
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Shit Just Got Real Kitten Friendship Card
In StockLitter-ally. It's fur real. The soul-piercing eyes of this adorable bundle of responsibility convey that Shit Just Got Real. It's the purrfect gree...
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I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card
In StockNow is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...
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#1 Fan "Foam" Finger Greeting Card
In StockIt's super fan-tastic! We've really gotta hand it to our #1 Fan "Foam" Finger Card! It's a super cute way to show your support for the that special...
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Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card
In StockPterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, i...
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I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card
In StockIt's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...
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Trouble Making Teenagers Old Age Birthday Card
In StockThose pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...
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Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card
In StockCongratulations are in order! Our sassy Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card relishes the truth that we've all h...
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How F*cking Lucky Are We Greeting Card
In StockThick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...
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I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card
In StockIt's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...
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Home Sweet Gnome Greeting Card
In StockSay hello to our little friend's new home! Hey! A little guy popped out from under a mushroom in my yard and told me you have a new home! Our Home...
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Drunk Dialing At Four AM Relationship Card
In StockBut I looooove you! If I didn't drink then how would you know I love you at four AM? Oh boy! Thank goodness this greeting card exists... How else w...
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F*ck It All! Greeting Card
In StockCalgon, take me away! No seriously, get me the f*ck out of here. Our not-so-squeaky clean Fuck It All! Greeting Card encourages you to divert your ...
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