Keep it in your drawers. One junk drawer worthy One Day You'll Find This Card in a Drawer Anniversary Card really resonates with the romantic hoard...

Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Our 1980's retro Never Gonna Give You Up Card is a great way to Rick-Roll someone but it's also a really nice...

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Who gives a hoot about hooters? Our head-turning HHooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card features 13 hooters of the owl variety, including elegant el...

A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volc...

Get ready for some sticky gooey fun! Our STEM-worthy, DIY Bubble Gum Making Kit is about the most fun you can have in the kitchen! This kit makes o...

Watch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...

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From one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...

Seriously... ask me! If you're mutts about your pooch, it's time to bring some doggone humor to your office space with our fun Ask Me About My Dog ...

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Love is in the air Our love-is-in-the-air Inflatulated Card is the perfect card to give to someone to let them know that you're so comfortable with...

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You're a shining star! This touching gift gives you the opportunity to name a real star in our night sky. This tin pack comes brimming with facts a...

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Dam, what I wood do for you! Our busy Beavers Greeting Card is a cheeky nature card illustrating the characteristics of the Beaver. The Beaver of c...

Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! ...

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The Stress Hog: A Pinch of Humor in Every Squish! 🦔 Is your day feeling spikier than a hedgehog's back? Has work got you feeling, well, hedged in? ...

These peckers like morning wood Our cute Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card illustrates a selection of eleven birds from the woodpecker family, includ...

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Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦 Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk...

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If you're a fan of the iconic TV show Schitt's Creek, you'll instantly recognize this epic quote from none other than the fabulous David Rose! Pict...

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who makes you feel the most loved of all?🪞🥰 Reflect the love you feel with our I Love You Because Mirror Sticker + Pen ...

Did you see those Boobies?! We love puns and we just love the humor of the Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card! Bird enthusiasts will love receiving t...

It's guinea be a good day! ❤️🐹 Is attempting to find the perfect gift for your furry potato loving pal gnawing at you? Romaine calm. Our adorable G...

Your Desk’s Cute + Smart Work Companion! Embark on an adorable adventure with our delightful Guinea Pig Eyeglass Holder, expertly crafted to sprink...

Unleash your wild side! Get ready to throw caution to the wind and embark on a hilariously outrageous card game that's not for the faint-hearted! I...

Tough tits! Our Calm Your Tits Card Game is a titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing! Pl...

Looking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...

Because cake is for life, not just birthdays! Celebrating a birthday, anniversary, promotion, graduation, or your bestie finally kicking that toxic...

Can't be there in person to celebrate? Don't be a sourpuss! When life hands you lemons, make a cake! So, party on by adding some zest to the virtua...