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Those are some great Tits! Our perky Tits Fowl Bird Coaster features some of the world's best Tit birds! It's an ideal gift for bird watchers, gard...

Have a killer birthday Since birthdays aren’t scary enough, may as well seal the deal with our heart-stopping Killer Clown Birthday Card! An aweso...

Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

But.. butt... why? The majority of us have committed this heinous act. Mmmm... chocolate bunnies. The only thing that could make our hare-raising C...

We wouldn't want anyone to feel bad! Happy Birthday To My Prettiest Friend! Don't show any of our other friends this card. I swear it's not becau...

Scratch my belly! Give these adorable puppies a tummy scratch while keeping your nails in pawfect condition. A super cute addition to any dog-lover...

Dialogue with your cat = cat·a·log? Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll ...

I want to go there! Step into a whimsical and eerie world with Steven Rhodes' greeting card, titled "Portal To The Cat Dimension And Other Nightmar...

Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

What? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...

Show 'em you're one smart cookie for finding the perfect birthday card! Our deliciously fun Oreo Cookie Birthday Card is simply the sweetest greeti...

Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

Pen your heartfelt (or hilariously cheeky) message! Whether you're sending this card to your beloved grandma, who's mastered the art of dispensing ...

Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...

Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...

Proof that mistakes make life more colorful Imagine how freaking dull life would be if everything we did was perfect? Sounds like a nightmare, unle...

Pocket-sized nostalgia inducer! Introducing the World's Smallest Wooly Willy retro toy! Remember those good ol' days when you had the power to give...

Remember those quirky, old-school Yoo-Hoo drinks that made childhood oh-so-sweet? Dive into a splash of nostalgia with the Yoo-Hoo Milk Chocolate C...

Size doesn't matter! Get ready to bounce back into the golden era of nostalgia with the World's Smallest Pogo Ball! Remember the days when pogoing ...

A loaded statement pack of gum...🐕💩 Parents deal with a lot of crap. Poopy baby diapers, cranky toddlers, tweens who occasionally act like little t...