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It's something you really Excel at. 📈 Spread the love with our cheeky You’re a Freak in the Sheets Greeting Card! Whether you want to celebrate som...

Hugs are awesome! So, there you have it! "Here's A Hug That Looks A Lot Like A Card" is your ticket to spreading joy, laughter, and love in the mos...

The special treatment with a clear expiration date Our trash talking Today You're Special. Tomorrow Fuck You Greeting Card recognizes the significa...

A Scented Blast from Your Past! Feeling a little slice of nostalgia? Dive deep into the doughy memories of the '80s with our Pizza Retro Scratch 'n...

(runs screaming out of room) The hilariously hands-off approach of our Congrats on Your Womb Creature Pregnancy Greeting is the perfect 1st Mother'...

Remember the smell of your '80s sticker book? Popcorn at the cinema? Nah! Popcorn on your notebook! Yeah! 🍿 Re-introducing the Poppin' Good Popcorn...

You had me at HO Our playful Snow's Out Ho's Out Christmas Card is the perfect for all of those ho's you know nice people who like to say ho-ho-ho!...

He may not be awful but this is gold! Whether it's a joke or not, our Sorry You Had To Raise My Awful Brother Mother's Day/Father's Day Card is the...

Irrational mom fears FTW Deliver a much-needed giggle to the new mama with our Welcome to Motherhood Greeting Card! This lighthearted card will hel...

A paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...

If you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one. Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting B...

Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

Polish them boots and get ready for a Dolly-rific birthday blast! Yeehaw! Saddle up, birthday darlin', 'cause this Dolly Happy Birthday Darlin' Car...

Sweet Relief with Pancake & Waffle Bandages! Sprinkle some fun on those scrapes and scratches with our Pancake and Waffle Bandages! Perfect for...

Turn Oopsies into Yummies with Bacon and Egg Bandages! Why settle for boring bandages when you can make your owies sizzle? Cover your boo boo with ...

Eggplant And Avocado Bandages for Foodies! Kids and clumsy adults get bumps and scrapes all the time. Plain bandages are so boring! Eggplant And Av...

Snack Away the Ouchies with Pretzel And Mustard Bandages! Why stick with boring bandages when you can have Pretzel And Mustard Bandages? These fun-...

Heal Thy Scrapes with Jesus and Lamb Bandages! Holy moly, have we got the cure for you! Whether you've taken a tumble or just need a patch-up, our ...

Go Nuts Over Squirrel and Acorn Bandages! Got a scrape from a daring backyard adventure? Let our Squirrel and Acorn Bandages turn that squirrely fr...

Adventure Awaits with Bigfoot and Yeti Bandages! Got a scrape? Let Bigfoot and Yeti kiss it better! Our Bigfoot and Yeti Bandages are not just ster...

Burger and Fries Bandages: Fast Food for Your Boo-Boos! Ouchies meet their match with our Burger and Fries Bandages! Perfect for fast food lovers a...