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You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

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We want cake and... Our hilarious So Close, We Finish Each Other's Desserts Birthday Card is a celebration of your BFF and the almost telekinetic r...

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And I owe it all to you! Hey, Baby... our Time of My Life Dirty Dancing Valentine's Day Card is sure to sweep any girl off her feet, just like Patr...

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Even better than the cat's meow Our hiss-terical You're the Kitties' Titties Greeting Card features two members of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee m...

There ain't no need for ya Our You're On A Special List Called Straight To Hell X-Mas Card is perfect for those seriously naughty people on your li...

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