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Ooooh fuuudge... A Christmas Story Classic! Be a connoisseur of soap by enjoying our Christmas Story Don't Fudge It Up Soap Candy. Spread humor and...

You earned it! Do you know someone who's been naughty this year? Our coal-shaped Lump O' Coal Gum is the perfect stocking stuffer to gift those on ...

It's a pink nightmare! The Christmas Story movie was packed full of funny and memorable moments, but Ralph wearing the pink bunny suit sent by Aunt...

(runs screaming out of room) The hilariously hands-off approach of our Congrats on Your Womb Creature Pregnancy Greeting is the perfect 1st Mother'...

Make your own Yeti habitat! Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do! Ho...

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Remember Trapper Keepers? Forget those, YOU'RE the keeper. Stick it to your ex, and place our fun and colorful You're a Keeper Trapper Keeper Vinyl...

So Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐 Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way...

You're leaving! I hope you're considerably better at your new job than you were at this one! Now that would be terribly mean to give this card to a...

The Ultimate Nostalgia Trip for '80s Kids! Remember when neon leg warmers, and mullets were a thing? Well, the ’80s called – they want their berry-...

You'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...

TREND's Iconic Scratch N' Sniff Stickers Return! Roll back into the rad world of the '80s with our "Keep Rolling! Leather Scented Retro Scratch 'n ...

And they call it puppy love The ulta-mutt card for lovers and dog lovers alike our Except the Dog Birthday Card, let's them know just howl much you...

Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

Throwing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...

Tastes like carefree Summer days as a kid! Our oh-so-dreamy Orange & Creme Mints! 🍊✨ Who says mints have to be minty? Psh, not us! These little...

Motherhood. It’s all good in the hood(ie). Every mom has a little bit of gangster in her just waiting to come out, and our Ain't No Hood Like Moth...

Let's get ready for some football! This teeny weeny World's Smallest Nerf Football is retro-styled just like the original. Nerf Football first int...

Beware: Child Guarded by Attack Mom. Our viciously funny Mama Bear Mother's Day Card highlights the dark underbelly of even the most June Clever'es...

You're never gonna dance again Our celebratory And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card is the perfect card for your friend that just ann...