I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

It's an outstanding quality you possess!

I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by...

• Made in the USA!
• Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
• Printed with soy based inks
• Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
• Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
• Blank inside

So, snap up our fun brash greeting and send it out to your special Tom, Dick, or Harry who could use a good laugh.

Our I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a badass chick!