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I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card
I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card
I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card
I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card

I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card

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It's just that they scare me...

You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You!

Since you know I will never babysit, change diapers, or help you burp your baby... please accept this card as my contribution.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

So, snap up "only funny if they know your sense of humor" greeting card and send it out to the proud soon to be new parents!

Our I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You Greeting Card is proudly birthed in sunny Los Angeles by a badass chick!

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JW
03/25/2025
JOHN W.
United States

Happy as usual

Fun cards that are hard to find anymore else

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KE
01/02/2025
kimberly e.
United States

I bought the card for a friend who has been going through a rough time! She needed the laugh. Thank you

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SP
10/11/2024
Sue P.
United States
I recommend this product

go with a smile

Who doesn't love making friends smile? I found a treasure trove of cards at Perpetual Kid. I'm so glad I found you.

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KS
09/12/2024
Kelly S.
United States
I recommend this product

Card was a big hit

I gave this card to a close friend and he loved it more than his gift lol! He shows it to everyone who visits.

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