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How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card


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Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot!

The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthday card for folks that just seems to get more attractive as they age! Wouldn't we all appreciate a little compliment like this after another trip around the sun?

A triggering but fun birthday card for science geeks, climate change deniers, believers, or people who just love the adorable artwork!

  • Handmade on the planet Earth in the USA
  • Printed on cotton paper
  • Eco-friendly materials
  • Blank inside for personal note

Our How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Printed on heavy weight 100% cotton paper made from lint reclaimed in other industrial processes and includes a 30% post-consumer recycled envelope and is packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve.

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AS
10/13/2022
Amy S.
United States
I recommend this product

Awesome card!! 😁

I can't wait to send this card to a friend or family member!

SD
06/21/2021
Shantala D.
United States
I recommend this product

Unique

Love it, unique

KK
06/21/2021
Kathleen K.
United States
I recommend this product

A Laugh at every Square!

I was so happy to have found this super funny greeting card at PerpetualKid.com! I enjoy sending greeting cards for occasions and to just let someone know they are thought of and this card, at my senior age and my friends at their senior ages, is just the BEST! Each square that you read is funnier, (and truer), than the one before, you can read it over and over again and laugh over and over again! A card that you would want to show to others too, and keep displayed in your home! It is created perfectly, with a nice purple envelope and the price was great! I received my cards quickly and securely, and I will be happy to shop again at PerpetualKid.com soon! Thank You for the laughter and the joy, PerpetualKid.com!

TC
05/09/2021
Teresa C.
United States
I recommend this product

Not what I thought

It is not a game, just a card