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Spring Warehouse Sale

WAREHOUSE SALE

We believe in offering you the best products at great prices, and this sale is no exception. Our goal is to make your shopping experience even more delightful with remarkable discounts on a wide range of our favorite products. These markdowns end soon, or when they sell out... whichever comes first!

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    Pee My Plants Garden Sculpture

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    Time to go water the bushes houseplants. 😏🪴 Designed to look like a miniature version of the peeing boy trope popularized in ancient times, our whi...

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    IV Plant Life Support Drip

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    Feed me, Seymour! Don't leaf your plants in the murderous hands of a friend or a relative while you are away on that dream trip! Our IV Plant Life ...

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    Holiday Light Up Santa Nose

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    Light Up Santa Nose- A Nose That Knows How to Glow! Ready to guide your sleigh tonight? Or maybe just light up the room with some ho-ho-holiday che...

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    Geek Pennant

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    It's not like they'd have a sports team pennant! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. Our totally geeky felt...

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    Chill, Baby Mustache Pacifier

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    Hey, that kid's got a mustache... pacifier!  There's nothing more adorably wrong than a baby with a mustache. Our Mustache Pacifier is hilarious to...

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    Lucky Tree Frog Ear Cuff

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    Your good luck charm! They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful ...

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    Lotsa LITES! Flashing Holiday Beverage Bulb

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    'Tis the season to get lit! Because is it even Christmas without a Griswold-worthy light display? Our merry and bright Flashing Holiday Beverage Bu...

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    Santa Snax Christmas Salt Water Taffy

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    The Sweetest Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is with Santa Snax! Ho ho ho, hold onto your sleigh because Santa Snax Christmas Salt Water Taffy is sli...

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    UFO Salt Water Taffy

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    Explore a Galaxy of Flavors with UFO Salt Water Taffy! Get ready for a close encounter of the sweet kind with UFO Salt Water Taffy (Unidentified Fl...

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    Bear Hugs Valentine's Day Gummy Candy

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    Give some bear hugs this Valentine's Day! Our Bear Hugs Valentine's Day Gummy Candy is the sweetest way to share love! Made right here in the Unite...

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    Christmas Tree Scented Pen

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    Santa Baby, hope you like my note The scent of a dazzling Christmas Tree will fill the air (and your Christmas Stockings) when you use our adorable...

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    Limited Edition Valentine's Day Mini MoonPies & Cards

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    Spread the ❤️ and sugar with a very special limited edition! Why say "Happy Valentine's Day" with just words when you can say it with a Mini MoonP...

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    A Christmas Story Fra-Gee-Lay Candy-Filled Crate

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    It's a Major Award! Get a leg up on shopping for stocking stuffers this holiday season with the Fra-Gee-Lay Christmas Story Crate Tin! The iconic l...

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    Long Pharmacy Receipt Packing Tape

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    Wrap with a Long Receipt, Ship with a Smile! Seal the deal with this unique packing tape that looks like a long pharmacy receipt. Perfect for wrapp...

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    Hot Dog Candy Canes

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    Frank-ly, they look like traditional candy canes... But as Santa as our witness, they are not! We'll be the first to admit that our Hotdog Candy Ca...

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    Taylor Merry Swift-Mas Christmas Card

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    What fan wouldn't want this Christmas card?! Welcome to the ultimate Christmas card experience, where we've captured the essence of  Taylor Swift i...

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    Hot Dog Packing Tape

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    Spice up your packing game with Hot Dog Packing Tape! Our Hot Dog Packing Tape is the ultimate way to dress up your parcels and add a bit of whimsy...

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    Buff Baby Speed Bag Hanging Toy

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    “The Greatest” baby shower gift of all time! Mini-me’s punchy behavior got you on the ropes? Don’t throw in the towel just yet! Distract them with ...

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    Talking Mr. Narwhal From Elf

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    Mr. Narwhal : The Coolest (Literally) Pal from the North Pole! Hey there, holiday enthusiasts! Meet the Mr. Narwhal Talking Collectible, straight f...

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    Limited Edition I Love You To The MoonPie & Back

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    Hey there, lovebirds and MoonPie enthusiasts! 🌙❤️ What better way to express your love than with a sweet treat that's outta this world? Now availa...

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    Scooper Dooper Chocolate Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Like OMG, chocolate Stinky Stickers from the 1980s! Transport your noser straight back to those days when hair was big, music was oh-so-fine-you-bl...

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    Bigfoot Candy Canes

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    The Sweetest Myth of the Season Get ready to embrace the holiday spirit with our Bigfoot Candy Canes! These weird treats come packed with a sappy p...

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    Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers

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    Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, eraser! Our 6-piece Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers are an entertaining addition to your deskscape. Bring the cr...

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    Spicy Heartbeats Gummy Candy

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The "regular price" on our website is determined by considering various factors such as MSRP, inventorying costs, our past pricing, and current market pricing. "Sale" prices may reflect discounts due to reasons such as excess inventory, often just because we love our customers and want to make a product more obtainable for a period of time, out of season, reduced demand or discontinuation of the product by Perpetual Kid. In compliance with the United States District Court for the District of Columbia, information on the last date products were sold at higher prices is available upon request. This information is not directly displayed on our website due to the lack of built-in ability by the Shopify ecommerce platform. Please email customer-service@perpetualkid.com to request this information. Perpetual Kid may update this disclosure to maintain transparency and legal compliance. Your trust is paramount, and we remain committed to continuing and ensuring transparency and clarity in our pricing practices to foster an informed and satisfactory shopping experience. For more information please read our Terms of Service (Section 18). If there is an item that is no longer on sale that you would like to purchase at a discounted cost, please keep an eye out for our percentage off or dollar off your order coupon announcements! You can do this by checking our sale page often or signing up for our newsletter below. Thank you for choosing Perpetual Kid. ❤️

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