Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card

Welcome to the beginning of the end

Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works great for those over-the-hill but also for people hitting milestones like a 30th birthday.

The front of the card features a floral print and says "Wow you're pretty fucking old!!!! Just like the rest of us. Happy Birthday!", and is blank inside for a personal message.

• Made in the USA!
• Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
• Printed with soy based inks
• Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
• Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
• Blank inside

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our celebratory Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a bad ass chick!