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Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card


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I'm actually feeling much better

This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bright side of life. Another year older, things can get harder with aches, pains, sight... getting old kind of sucks. But... we're not dead yet!

The front of the card features a vintage skull print and says "Good News... You're Not Dead Yet!", and is blank inside for a personal message.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100 lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our funny, yet grisly, Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a bad ass chick!