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Cookie and Milk Bandages: The Sweetest Way to Heal! Got a boo-boo? Treat it with a dose of sweetness! Our Cookie and Milk Bandages are the perfect ...

Roll Out the Fun with Sushi and Wasabi Bandages! Get a taste of healing with our Sushi and Wasabi Bandages! Perfect for big sushi fans, these banda...

Ouchies can't jam your style with our Peanut Butter and Jelly Bandages! Perfect for kids (and kids at heart), these bandages are a fun fix for mino...

Get Your Mac And Cheese Bandages Now! Meet the zaniest addition to any first aid kit: Mac And Cheese Bandages! These latex-free, waterproof, and st...

Cheeky gift for cat lovers! No ifs, ands, and lots of butts about it! Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash! This adorabl...

Hey, Pickle Lovers! You're gonna love Claussen Pickle Flavored Jelly Beans Step aside, ordinary sweets, because Claussen Pickle Flavor Jelly Beans ...

Experience the Joy of Eating Candy Get crazy painting your palate with our dreamy Bob Ross Flavor Palette Paintbrush Dipping Candy! Packed with sug...

Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...

Sherbert-ly the best day ever! Celebrate birthdays with a splash of fun and flavor with our Go Shawty! It's Sherbert-Day! birthday card! So darn cu...

We need an adult. Action and responsibilities, vs. giving into the weight of the world, and the comfiness of your couch. It's a clear choice. Can ...

Sheet, these are fun! Popping bubble wrap is extremely therapeutic! Heck, even those popper toys kids are obsessed are based on their magic! Well...

Roll the Flavor Dice with Pickle Roulette Sour Punch Bites Our Pickle Roulette Sour Punch Bites, a bag filled with chewy, green-hued candy delights...

Fatty feline fierceness! Mess With Chonk You Get The Bonk! Our Chonky Cat Sticker is the purr-fect symbol of adorable feline fierceness! This ador...

Blast from the past candy delight! Calling all space cadets and candy enthusiasts! Dive into a cosmic retro sugar journey with Satellite Wafers. A ...

Blast from the past! Nostalgic packaging from the classic brand Bazooka! This Bazooka gum "wallet" gets a makeover, retro-style! The mini wallet ...

Original 1970's limited edition Pop Rocks! Get ready to time-travel back to the 1970s with our Original Cherry Flavor Retro Pop Rocks! These candy ...