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Just Arrived and popular items that are BACK IN STOCK! Are you looking for a stand-out gift? You know, the kind of present that leaves friends and family raving about its awesomeness and earns you the reputation of always giving the coolest presents? Then you’ll love shopping our fun and unique collection of brand spanking new products! Along with our fresh finds is a mix of our crazy popular Perpetual Kid customer favorites that are back in stock!
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    Eggplant And Avocado Bandages

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    Eggplant And Avocado Bandages for Foodies! Kids and clumsy adults get bumps and scrapes all the time. Plain bandages are so boring! Eggplant And Av...

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    Squirrel And Acorn Bandages

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    Go Nuts Over Squirrel and Acorn Bandages! Got a scrape from a daring backyard adventure? Let our Squirrel and Acorn Bandages turn that squirrely fr...

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    Astronaut and Rocket Bandages

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    Blast Off to Healing with Astronaut & Rocket Bandages! Is your child always reaching for the stars but sometimes lands on the ground? When bump...

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    Toilet Paper and Poop Bandages

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    Potty Humor to the Rescue with Toilet Paper and Poop Bandages! Ouchies meet giggles with our Toilet Paper and Poop Bandages! Perfect for little adv...

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    Mac And Cheese Bandages

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    Get Your Mac And Cheese Bandages Now! Meet the zaniest addition to any first aid kit: Mac And Cheese Bandages! These latex-free, waterproof, and st...

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    Cookie and Milk Bandages

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    Cookie and Milk Bandages: The Sweetest Way to Heal! Got a boo-boo? Treat it with a dose of sweetness! Our Cookie and Milk Bandages are the perfect ...

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    Sushi and Wasabi Bandages

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    Roll Out the Fun with Sushi and Wasabi Bandages! Get a taste of healing with our Sushi and Wasabi Bandages! Perfect for big sushi fans, these banda...

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    Peanut Butter and Jelly Bandages

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    Ouchies can't jam your style with our Peanut Butter and Jelly Bandages! Perfect for kids (and kids at heart), these bandages are a fun fix for mino...

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    Claussen Pickle Flavored Jelly Beans

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    Hey, Pickle Lovers! You're gonna love Claussen Pickle Flavored Jelly Beans Step aside, ordinary sweets, because Claussen Pickle Flavor Jelly Beans ...

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    May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card

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    Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

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    Time For Hard Candies Birthday Card

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    From hopscotch to butterscotch... 🛝🍬 It happens in a flash! One minute you're on the playground; the next, you're clipping coupons, grabbing the ea...

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    Sarcastic Mascara Injury Birthday Card

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    Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...

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    I Can't Adult Today Magnet

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    We need an adult. Action and responsibilities, vs. giving into the weight of the world, and the comfiness of your couch. It's a clear choice. Can ...

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    Pickle Roulette Sour Punch Bites

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    Roll the Flavor Dice with Pickle Roulette Sour Punch Bites Our Pickle Roulette Sour Punch Bites, a bag filled with chewy, green-hued candy delights...

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    Mess With Chonk You Get The Bonk Chonky Cat Sticker

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    Fatty feline fierceness! Mess With Chonk You Get The Bonk! Our Chonky Cat Sticker is the purr-fect symbol of adorable feline fierceness! This ador...

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    Satellite Wafers

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    Blast from the past candy delight! Calling all space cadets and candy enthusiasts! Dive into a cosmic retro sugar journey with Satellite Wafers. A ...

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    Bazooka Throwback Gum

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    Blast from the past! Nostalgic packaging from the classic brand Bazooka! This Bazooka gum "wallet" gets a makeover, retro-style! The mini wallet ...

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    Retro Pop Rocks

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    Original 1970's limited edition Pop Rocks! Get ready to time-travel back to the 1970s with our Original Cherry Flavor Retro Pop Rocks! These candy ...

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    I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card

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    Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

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    Go Shawty! It's Sherbert-Day! Birthday Card

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    Sherbert-ly the best day ever! Celebrate birthdays with a splash of fun and flavor with our Go Shawty! It's Sherbert-Day! birthday card! So darn cu...

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