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Swear Words

What the heck else did you think you'd find in our gifts with Swear Words collection? Behold, our amazing hand-picked selection of essential f***ing gifts. Imagine the cloud of profanity that will spill from your foul-mouthed friend's mouth as they unleash their excitement. 

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    F*cking Meetings Candle

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    Smells like this could have been an email... Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was real...

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    Fuck It All Pen Set

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    Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

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    Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

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    Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you kno...

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    How To Swear In Sign Language

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    Amazing ways to insult people without saying a word! Whether you prefer to do so to their face, behind their back, or once you get back in the car...

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    How To Swear Around the World Cards

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    Cultured? F**k yeah we are! Are you looking for a new hobby? Like to travel and interact with new people? Enjoy the delicate art of perfectly peppe...

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    F*ck, Marry, Kill? Adult Card Game

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    No one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed. Our crude, rude, and socially acceptable (in the right crowd) F*ck Marry, Kill Card Game is a...

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    Shakespearean Profanities Cards

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    These insults are lit! Literary buffs will thoroughly enjoy the barbed tongue insults highlighted in our Shakespearean Profanities Cards! They're l...

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    Dick In A Box Holiday Gift Soap - Limited Edition

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    Take a look inside.. it's a Dick In A Box Soap 🎶 Unwrap a barrel of laughs with our "Dick In A Box" Holiday Gift Soap, inspired by the iconic Satur...

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    Ho! Ho! Hoe. Christmas Pen Set

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    Perfect for writing out your Christmas Cards You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the m...

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    Tits Bird Oven Glove

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    Handy Kitchen Humor! Add a dash of whimsy to your kitchen with our Tits Oven Glove! This delightful glove is not only a handy kitchen tool for hand...

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    Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    So many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunn...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    Calm Your Tits Card Game

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    Tough tits! Our Calm Your Tits Card Game is a titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing! Pl...

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    Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game

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    Don't get caught holding the Dik Dik! Let's play a game and embrace natures naughty side with our hilarious Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game! It's a hi...

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    Giant Beaver! Tiny Ass! Card Game

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    Unleash your wild side! Get ready to throw caution to the wind and embark on a hilariously outrageous card game that's not for the faint-hearted! I...

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    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

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    Do clown farts smell funny? Our pun-intended Crap Jokes Toilet Paper reminds us of a simpler time of reading a magazine while in the bathroom. You ...

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    You Crafty Bitch Socks

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    Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious pr...

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    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

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    Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

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    I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

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    Day of firewalking ahead of you? Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the m...

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    I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

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    Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flowe...

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    This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

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    Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guessti...

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    My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

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    Purrfect for pouncing around town or lounging in your fav sunspot Our My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks playfully points out the obvious about your BFF ...

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    F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

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    Book Nerd Warning Socks! Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fai...

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    This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

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    Should Have Called In Sick For Work Socks Our classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next p...

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