I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card

It's just that they scare me...

You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You!

Since you know I will never babysit, change diapers, or help you burp your baby... please accept this card as my contribution.

• Made in the USA!
• Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
• Printed with soy based inks
• Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
• Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
• Blank inside

So, snap up "only funny if they know your sense of humor" greeting card and send it out to the proud soon to be new parents!

Our I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You Greeting Card is proudly birthed in sunny Los Angeles by a badass chick!