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Anti-Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card


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Quoth the raven, "Go die in a hole!"

For those that curse the day celebrated by happy couples around the world, our ravenously funny Hey Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card delivers the message via a jaded Raven heckling a pair of lovebirds sitting on a cemetery fence. Perfection.

  • Front of card: "Hey Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole."
  • Inside of card: Blank for personal message
  • Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees).
  • Includes 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.
  • Protected with biodegradable cello sleeve
  • Made in USA

Designed in Rhode Island by the hilarious, talented, and self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost-friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Our Hey Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card is so good, you may die laughing.

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VM
10/21/2024
Vivian M.
United States
I recommend this product

Best Anniversary Card

Very pleased with the quality of this card and it arrived promptly after ordering.

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02/01/2024
Anna D.
United States
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I love this site!

The selection of fun cards and gifts is unmatched.. I love the care and thoughtfulness that goes into the buying. Great prices, great products, and I got my order quickly.

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12/23/2023
Robin T.
United States
I recommend this product

Dark humor and dinosaurs

What’s not to love??? Perfect.

DH
02/11/2023
donna h.
United States
I recommend this product

dark ass shit

prefect birthday card.