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I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card
I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card
I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card
I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card

I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card

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Get me my glasses and an ibuprofen...

I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the life lessons and knowledge you've gained. Unfortunately the trade off kinda sucks. We should totally get together to celebrate your birthday, let's check our calendars for a day when neither of us have a doctor's appointment.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

Our I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles!

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JW
03/25/2025
JOHN W.
United States United States

Happy as usual

Fun cards that are hard to find anymore else

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KE
01/02/2025
kimberly e.
United States United States

I bought the card for a friend who has been going through a rough time! She needed the laugh. Thank you

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SP
10/11/2024
Sue P.
United States United States
I recommend this product

go with a smile

Who doesn't love making friends smile? I found a treasure trove of cards at Perpetual Kid. I'm so glad I found you.

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KS
09/12/2024
Kelly S.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Card was a big hit

I gave this card to a close friend and he loved it more than his gift lol! He shows it to everyone who visits.

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