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Men And Their Football Rituals Socks Sunday Funday? So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking a...

Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick....

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The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as...

Day of firewalking ahead of you? Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the m...

For crotchety gentleman, young and old Cool down that hot-tempered, complaint-filled mouth with our minty Grumpy Old Man Gum! The fun checker boa...

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Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and styli...

I won't tell if you don't! I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Our appetizing The Food Has Weed In It Wov...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

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Wait a minute! Those three mice aren't blind! They were just cold chilling wearing their RayBans while plotting to scamper off with your brewski!...

Self-reflection is a doozy! 🪞🫣 Looking back on your angst-filled, rebellious teenage years may fill you with cherished memories, cringe, and a heal...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

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I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

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Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

Let the mewsic take control. Let the rhythm move you.🕺🐈 With zero research involved, we're pretty convinced that the c's in C.C. Music Factory real...