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I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card


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Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word.

Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeting card. This beautifully designed card features a charming retro aesthetic, complete with elegant gold foiled lettering, delicate flowers, and serene birds, all of which come together to create a timeless and classic look.

  • Front: "I'm So fucking sorry that shit Sucks and the Universe is being a Dick"
  • Inside: Blank for a personalized message.
  • Environmentally friendly! Digitally printed on FSC certified paper, accompanied with a Green Seal certified envelope.
  • Proudly created in the land of maple syrup and endless politeness – Canada!

The message, though candid, offers a unique and surprising touch of empathy, allowing you to convey your sincere feelings to someone during their difficult times.

Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Digitally printed on Forest Stewardship Council certified paper. Includes matching Green Seal Certified envelope and cellophane sleeve.

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CD
12/10/2024
Cheryl D.
United States
I recommend this product

Great card!

Hilarious!! I love it, thanks 😂

SP
12/26/2023
Sarah P.
United States

Great

So perfect. I bought another one.

AC
12/25/2023
Alisa C.
United States
I recommend this product

Cute card, nice quality.

This was the perfect card to send my friend. Nice quality paper and packaging!

ER
12/03/2023
Eulalia R.
United States

Cute

Fun cute