Archie McPhee

A Spicy Twist on Holiday Cheer! Get ready to spice up your holiday season with Jalapeño Candy Canes! These aren’t your ordinary candy canes; they p...

Mildly spicy fire and brimstone Our Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imag...

We wish you a cheesy Christmas with Mac & Cheese Candy Canes! Behold! A six-pack of candy canes that taste like your childhood favorite macaron...

A mouthful of savory gravy goodness now in a candy cane! The most savory and saucy sensation to ever grace your taste buds: Gravy Flavored Candy Ca...

Quite the jar-ing experience! Our briny Pickle Candy Canes are a must holiday surprise for all of our pickle lovers this year! They can be quite th...

You'll raise a few eyebrows, but nobody will nose it is you! When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to...

Would you like a side of fries with those Ketchup Candy Canes? The only candy cane to eat with french fries! Do you know what makes mediocre food e...

Frank-ly, they look like traditional candy canes... But as Santa as our witness, they are not! We'll be the first to admit that our Hotdog Candy Ca...

This is a product headline These Generic Bandages are straight, simple and to the point. There are 15 sterile strips in each tin and each has the w...

Run your car on girl power with our Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener! Okay, well technically you'll need gas, and probably a 30K service too, but y...

It's not like they'd have a sports team pennant! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. Our totally geeky felt...

Can somebody give us a Christmas chive five? Don't leave us hanging! But feel free to hang these off your X-mas tree! Our admittedly odd but strang...

Be cool like the Fonz. Ayyy... Now you look super cool while protecting your 'do with our Switchblade Comb. Just don't be a fool and bring it to sc...

Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism. It will lead yo...

Mmm... bacon candy! When we told Santa Claus about our Bacon Candy Canes, he nearly fell out of his sleigh! Then he let out a jolly guffaw and than...

Always dour in the shower Sunny The Happy Blobfish is ready to be your new best friend. He's made of TPR (ThermoPlastic Rubber) and is really stret...

You're probably thinking... what in the actual cluck?? But we're going to put our neck right out and say that our Emotional Support Chicken is ever...

It’s a goat emergency! This Emergency Goat Sound Machine lets you have the power of goats when you need it! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Grea...

Always have the audience your jokes deserve! Enjoy having an audience in the palm of your hand with our pocket sized Instant Audience Sound Machine...

Essence of possum Christmas just got a whole lot more exciting with the addition of our Possum Candy Canes! These quirky candy canes, with a distin...

I hope my assignment isn't this big! It's our Giant Pencil! The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil! And in that capacity, it functions...