Congrats On Your Brand New Poop Machine! Baby Card
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Because parenthood is a real gas (with lots of wiping ass), our cheeky Poop Machine New Baby Card is just what the stork delivered!
While some of us are content to celebrate the delivery of our Amazon packages on time, others choose to go way overboard celebrating the delivery of their tiny poop machines. (Some people really know how to have a good time.)
- Congrats on the Poop Machine New Baby Card
- Front Reads: DELIVERY! Congrats on your brand new pooping machine!
- Illustration: Features a classic vintage image of a spectacled stork getting ready to drop off a little bundle of joy with the lucky parents
- Inside of Card: Blank for a personalized message.
- Printed on top-notch creme paper and paired with a shimmery copper envelope
- Forest friendly and printed with vibrant soy-based inks
- Made in the USA!
Everybody poops, and sometimes on the delivery table... but that's a messy subject... and so is parenthood! The important thing is your friend has had (or is about to have) a baby, so it's time to show up the rest of the baby shower attendees with your superior card-finding skills.
Includes one A2 size folded card, printed on premium 100lb paper. Measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Our Congrats On Your Brand New Poop Machine! Baby Cardis the cheekiest of the bunch.
