Certified Pain In The Ass Gum
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Thank you for supporting a small business! Perpetual Kid is celebrating our 20th anniversary!
Let them know they're a PITA 🤗
Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud of themselves for meeting all of the qualifications of being an insufferable bugger, and now they have the documentation to prove it.
- Certified Pain In The Ass Gum
- Give them a small token of your un-appreciation!
- It's like one of those framed diplomas in your doctor's office, but easier to hand out.
- 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.
- A thoughtful gift that will give them something to chew on.
8 pieces. Cinnamon-flavored.Each petite box of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Citric Acid, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors (FD&C Red 40, Red 40 Lake), Corn Starch, BHT (to maintain freshness).