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I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

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Consider This A Warning Socks

Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation.

The cool thing about these socks, other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell, is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want.

A compost kicking gift for the foul mouthed lovely in your life. And for those who don't like cussing.... sow what!

Fits women's shoe size 5-10. Made with 53% soft luxurious combed cotton, 46% nylon for strength and 1% spandex for long lasting fun.

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SW
01/12/2024
Susan W.
United States
I recommend this product

Cute and comfy

Bought these for my daughter and she wears them all the time.

KW
12/19/2023
Kate W.
United States
I recommend this product

Great gifts

I ordered a bunch of items as gifts, they arrived quickly and were exactly what I wanted.

CH
12/13/2023
Claire H.
United States

Highly recommend.

Got these socks for a gift to a family member. High quality socks, very highly recommend.

CH
12/13/2023
Claire H.
United States
I recommend this product

Great socks!

Nice socks I ordered for a gift, quality made socks.