I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel
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Your prayers have been answered!
Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands.
Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember to always keep your eye on the pie in the sky. Behold as this towel eloquently reveals your innermost desires:
I want a f*cking pizza to come down from the sky and be like... "I LOVE YOU, I'm here for you. I'm SORRY about all of the salads."
This amazing pizza angel design is screen-printed with water-based inks on unbleached cotton. So, it will stay vibrant through countless wash cycles!
Made from super-soft, absorbent 100% cotton. Each towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide. 1% of the sales of Dish Towels will benefit hunger relief programs around the world. Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel is a gift from the pizza gods!