Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum
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The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle
Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift giving into something truly amazing.
A perfect cheap and useful gift for someone you love or love to hate! Delivered with a smile, in a tiny package designed as cheerful as a loaf of wonder bread, you'll leave them wondering what exactly just happened!
The perfect gift for neighbors, dentists, and great-great-grandmothers with a sense of humor.
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Here's your Gift Motherfucker Gum - a gift you hope they will choke on.
