Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks
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Proudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks!
Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the Ass. That's one label that's given out fairly, freely, and often.
Fits men's shoe size 7-12. 63% soft luxurious combed cotton; 34% nylon for strength; and 3% spandex for long lasting fun. A fun gift for your super annoying pal or family member - our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks!