We wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...

Divine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

And the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to... Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday A...

Happy BirthTay! You're never ever too old to dance it out! Get ready to Shake It Off and dance like nobody's watching, because it's time to celebra...

You probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...

Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize. Our Introvert Party Birthday Card is perfect because most introverts don't want the party or the a...

Ushering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...

Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

Holey crap. Crocs are still a thing? The quest to find the birthday card can be treacherous. Shoes wisely! Flip your Crocs into sports mode and ven...

Show me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...

Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...

Pen your heartfelt (or hilariously cheeky) message! Whether you're sending this card to your beloved grandma, who's mastered the art of dispensing ...

Welcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works g...

Unleash the Birthday Magic! Introducing the enchanting and absolutely adorable Magical Donkey Unicorn Birthday Card! 🌈✨ Prepare to be whisked away...

Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...

You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...

It's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...

It's funny because it's true. From the self-proclaimed comedian (and favorite child) in the family, this Birthday Card is sure to live up their rep...

For all the cool hepcats out there Our offbeat Happy Birthday and All That Jazz! Greeting Card, will be music to your eyeballs if you're a fan of j...

I'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈 Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting olde...

Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

Sometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...