Funny Birthday Cards
Shop our collection of funny birthday cards! You'll find an eclectic mix of witty and clever birthday greetings, hand-picked and curated from our fav small businesses that share our twisted sense of humor. If they didn't make us laugh out loud, they didn't make the cut. And while these quirky birthday cards are a gift in themselves, they're also the icing on the cake for an epic birthday present.
Birthday Cards
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Sarcastic Mascara Injury Birthday Card
In stockMaybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! đŸ«£ Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...
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Giving No F*cks Decree Birthday Card
In stockFearless frontrunner of unfazed fortitude! Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existen...
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80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card
In stockLike, have a rad birthday! This choice 80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card is an awesome way to celebrate a top-of-the-charts birthday with some of ...
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Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipI'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...
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Listen Up B*tches, We're Not Getting Older Birthday Card
In stockIf you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one. Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting B...
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I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipGet me my glasses and an ibuprofen... I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the l...
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P.S. You're Old Floppy Disk Happy Birthday Pop-Up Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipBirthdays byte. Save the day with our Floppy Disk Birthday Card! Its realistic die-cut design features mimic that of the once essential secondary s...
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