birthday cards + gifts

Ushering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...

Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

Divine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...

We wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...

You probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...

And the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to... Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday A...

Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a li...

Can weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...

Bake and get baked! Imagine showing up at the next bake sale with our Marijuana Leaf Silicone Cake Mold... Weed bet you'd totally smoke the competi...

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

🥑 Your Life Stage in Avocado 🥑 Just like the avocado, you've reached a wonderful stage in life where everything seems to have fallen into place. Ce...

Sigh, tell me about it… Don't just scribble... giggle as you doodle with our "Adulting Is Hard" pencil set! Perfect for those who are too old to un...

Show me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...

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You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Pterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, i...

It's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...

100 ways to be a more responsible grown up Do you find "adulting" difficult and consider yourself a bit of a mess? You're in luck! The dreadfully f...

Happy Birthday, you get a card! You get a card! You get a card! Welcome to the "You Get a Card" birthday bonanza with our Oprah Happy Birthday Card...

It's funny because it's true. From the self-proclaimed comedian (and favorite child) in the family, this Birthday Card is sure to live up their rep...

Send them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!) While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-...

Holey crap. Crocs are still a thing? The quest to find the birthday card can be treacherous. Shoes wisely! Flip your Crocs into sports mode and ven...