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The Floater Gigantic Poop

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OMG - Did Becky just drop the kids off at the pool?

With our Gigantic Fake Poo Floater, you can now falsely accuse the little rugrats and have the pool all to yourself. As soon as they're out of sight... Adult Swim!
  • Not limited to use in pools! Great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, crowded malls, and beds too! Guaranteed to scare the crap out of anyone!
A seriously corny gift for the potty humor loving weirdo living inside of all of us! Kinda like Uncle John's tapeworm.
Measures a firm 8.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide x 1.5 inches in girth.
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CM
01/23/2023
Craig M.
United States
I recommend this product

The floater

Had a blast with this joke Even video tape some to tic toc. Thanks for the laughter

KO
06/29/2017
Kimberly O.

love my ****!!

it was larger than expected but amazing!!!

P
01/11/2017
Penelope
United States

Fun addition for pool, tubs, and practical jokes from a 5 yr olds perspective and his mommy�s.

My 5 year old loved getting this rather large poop floater. His imagination was engaged in every possible Scenerio as he�s learning the art of practical jokes.

J
04/01/2016
Julian
United States

Hilarious

Hilarious! Used it as a prank at the end school pool party and you should see the eyes of the kids and the adults. It makes me smile just thinking of the memory. If you wanna keep laughing hard this prank fake poo is just for you! Haha