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Porch Pirate Garden Gnome

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Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
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$24.99 - $24.99
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Oh, gnome you didn't!

B-aye arr beware! There be porch pirates lurking about, waiting to get their hands on your booty! As much as you're looking foward to your packages being delivered, there is some dirty swashbuckler out there looking to steal your treasure trove of retail therapy and joy!

  • Porch Pirate Garden Gnome
  • Shiver me timbers! This little son-of-a-biscuit eater is taking off with your freshly delivered packages!
  • This marauding buccaneer-inspired gnome measures just over 9 inches tall.
  • Made of durable poly cast resin, for indoor and outdoor use year-round
  • The perfect menacing touch for lawns, porches, front doors and gardens!
  • An awesome gift for gnome lovers, and Amazon addicts!

Made of weather-resistant poly-resin. Our Porch Pirate Garden Gnome reads "Gnome More Packages" on it's base, and measures approximately 9 inches tall.