I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum
Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS
Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
Stop the car! I'm getting out... a piece of gum to cut this tension with some much needed laughter. Fragile ego, or not, minty fresh laughter will prevail!
A terrifically funny gift for the directionally challenged know-it-all in your life.
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated mint-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Our I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum is a leading cause of laughter.
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