90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap
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Soap for working sh*t out in the shower.
Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming up the room with your heated debate! Then, once all is said and done, and you've made your closing argument, you will emerge from the shower feeling fresh, victorious, energized from all the mental exercise, and ready to take on any real-world battle! (Just remember to wash!)
- 90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap
- Made in the ❤️ of the USA!
- Handcrafted. Small-Batch. Cold-Process. All-Natural Bar Soap.
- Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals, dyes, or colorants.
- Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
- Phthalate-Free. Parabens-Free.
- Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
- Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
- Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free!
Packaged in a cheeky prank box, this unique soap is a funny gag gift for boyfriend and girlfriends, and folks who find themselves having long, drawn-out imaginary arguments with themselves in the shower.
Handcrafted in the USA and cold-processed in small batches, this vegan and cruelty-free, luxury bar soap has a winning scent guaranteed to make you feel like a champion!
Standing at 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighing in at 4.5 oz, this handmade novelty soap is designed to moderate multiple intellectual sparring matches in your hypothetical argument simulator.
Winning Scent. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.
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